The Collegiate Survival Expert

georgeweasley:

fredweasley:

georgeweasley:

fredweasley:

georgeweasley:

fredweasley:

how you feeling, georgie

saintlike

come again

holey. geddit, fred?

the whole wide world of ear-related humor and you go for i’m holey? that’s pathetic

reckon i’m still better looking than you

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elliottwith2ts:

I am very proud of this piece. Thank you for making a gif that isn’t one of our female hosts messing with their boobs.

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theomegalomaniac:

i-like-pigeons:

thebubblyblonde:

mass-destruction:

cuemypulse:

iamsuperbat:

offmytitsonhappiness:

Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj’s face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one else finds this as shocking as she does.

What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

THIS POST DESERVES MY REBLOG

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dokitouko:

teruteru666:

what time is it

wildcats

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oswinofoswald:

benedicts-neck-moles:

cumberbitchsandwich:

shappeyknappey:

deductionofdaleks:

sherlockianbeatlemaniac:

is this good

It’s funny because we all know who this is.

I want this

BISEXUAL CANDYCORN

You forgot Bonkyhort Cutiebrunch

Bennydingle Cobblepatch

bumperstump crumblecakes

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holdmypurse:

julesbrg:

bbqutie:

SHE DID THAT SHIT

SWEET YEEZUS.

SWEET JESUS HUN YOU ARE GOING PLACES

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reasonsmysoniscrying:

“He didn’t want to share his leg hole.”
Submitted By: Cheryl M.
Location: Manitoba, Canada

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spectacularspectacular:

shaggy2pope:

faetrouble:

pastelmorgue:

theoneguyoverthere:

hangthecode:

Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.

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Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.

BABE

Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”

Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.

He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.

I reblog this every damn time…